Q: How do blondes count?
A: One...another one...another one...
A blonde thinks that her boyfriend is cheating on her so she buys a gun and drives to his house. There she finds him in the arms of a brunette. She puts the gun to her head and her boyfriend says "No honey! Don't do it!" She replies with, "Shut up! You're next!"
2007-01-21 09:58:36 · 10 answers · asked by time_stands_still 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment."
"Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his di*ck out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!"
2007-01-21 10:07:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?" The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!" A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer." lololololololol
2016-05-24 08:31:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Aah, those Blondes! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-01-23 05:04:01 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are cute. i like blonde jokes, even if i am a blonde.
2007-01-21 10:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ohhhhhh that took a while
2007-01-21 10:03:01 · answer #5 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, loved the second one.
2007-01-21 10:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.ahajokes.com/blonde_jokes.html
2007-01-21 10:06:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd one is good.
2007-01-25 09:39:39 · answer #8 · answered by zad813 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha dumb *** blonde
2007-01-21 10:04:31 · answer #9 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is so funny :-)
2007-01-21 10:14:21 · answer #10 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋