Die at the exact same time.
When they reach heaven, an angel gives the priest the average set of wings and a white robe, but he gives the lawyer a gold-laced robe and wings.
The angel then takes the priest to his quarters, an average heavenly suite, but the lawyer gets a huge mansion and many servants to wait on him hand and foot.
When the dinner bell rings, the priest gets the average heavenly dinner, but the lawyer is served a five course meal on silver platters.
By now the lawyer is wondering why he is getting treated so much better than the priest and goes to ask the angel why.
The lawyer says "there must be something wrong here" to the angel.
The angel replies "I dont think so. You see, we've seen thousands of priests, but your the first lawyer!"
2007-01-21 09:56:19 · 8 answers · asked by random 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great god...... all the lawyers will file a case against your joke, lol.... it makes my laugh un-stopable.....
2007-01-21 10:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Y e y , G o o d y O n e
The Lawyer should come back
and spread the good news to all the Liers.
First time I heard a Lawyer went to heaven.
2007-01-21 10:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats a good one, 15/10
2007-01-21 10:03:58 · answer #3 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i get it becuase laywers go to hell and priest are all good and stuff and always go to heaven!
i give it a ten!
good one!
2007-01-21 10:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by sarose. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea that was pretty good, didnt need the ! at the end
2007-01-21 10:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha ive never heard that one before i like it!!
2007-01-21 10:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by wean 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny
2007-01-21 10:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.........ok.
2007-01-21 10:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋