A Mexican bandit specalized in sneaking over the border to rob banks in Texas. Eventually a resourceful Texas Ranger traccked the bandit down to a bar near the Rio Grande and held a gun to his head. "Tell me where you hid the money or I'll blow your brains out."
The bandit didn't speak English and the Texas Ranger didn't speak Spanish but in the saloon that day there happened to be a bilingual lawyer who agreed to act as a translator. With a gun at his head, the terrified bantit blurted out in Spanish that the money was buried under an oak tree at the back of the saloon.
"What did he say?" asked the Texas Ranger.
The lawyer replied: "He said, 'Get lost, Gringo. You wouldn't dare shoot me."
2007-01-21 09:01:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the chuckle on this Sunday afternoon!
2007-01-21 09:04:58 · answer #1 · answered by wanninonni 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2/10
2007-01-21 17:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by Lilly S 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Actually, the lawyer in your joke was probably more honest that the blood suckers I work for.
2007-01-21 17:07:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. I figured a punch line something like that.
2007-01-21 17:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such an opportunist... ha ha good one...and a very clean one. Loved it...
2007-01-21 17:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by SP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! again, somebody really doesn't like lawyers..
2007-01-21 17:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-Oh! LOL. LOL. Classic!
2007-01-23 13:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
Skeet!
2007-01-21 17:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
that's a good one.
2007-01-21 17:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by Timothy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajajajaja
2007-01-21 17:05:14 · answer #10 · answered by zoilaciri 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋