These are some lifetime experiences that was posted on the net by Dave Barry . I found them worth sharing.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Never lick a steak knife.
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
2007-01-21 08:44:39 · 9 answers · asked by Tarek D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are a genius, who would of thought of putting this together, quite creative and funny too. Share some more!!
2007-01-21 09:05:17 · answer #1 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one is very true!
2007-01-21 08:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right....lol....very truthful too...and comical!
2007-01-21 08:50:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! UI like them. They gave a chuckel. STAR for you!!!
2007-01-21 09:02:59 · answer #4 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true
2007-01-21 08:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by Hawkeye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-01-21 08:50:02 · answer #6 · answered by wellaem 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mostly true.
2007-01-21 08:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by **** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
points please
2007-01-21 08:49:30 · answer #8 · answered by just bored 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...
2007-01-21 08:47:50 · answer #9 · answered by kingkong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋