One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. He stammered,
DRIVER: "Where to?"
WOMAN: "Union Station,"
DRIVER: "You got it", taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked,
WOMAN: "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"
DRIVER: "Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said,
WOMAN: "Does this answer your question?"
DRIVER: (still looking in the mirror) "Got anything smaller?"
2007-01-21 08:43:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarious .... i like it .... 10/10
2007-01-24 22:03:57 · answer #1 · answered by Trish S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's what happens once you hand ladies and youthful ladies too many privileges - and set your law enforcement officers up by way of fact the watchdogs over adult males for no valid reason, and twist the excellent criminal gadget to in shape some schedule. law enforcement officers are looking out (examine 'lookout to create an incident') with adult males at any time over any ladies-appropriate subject, that's a poor component to assert regarding the 'regulation'. as quickly as you provide little girlies the privilege of accusation at whim (some thing I warned against in my submission to the regulation Reform fee in 1991 over kin violence), decrease the 'regular' of evidence in any section, and make the accused in charge via accusation - you open the gate to systematic abuse of regulation - which - of direction, replaced into the purpose interior the 1st place.
2016-12-16 10:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL hilarious joke. I'll have to tell it to my friends
2007-01-21 08:52:13 · answer #3 · answered by plehaq 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I'll have to remember this one to tell my friends later.
2007-01-21 09:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
never heard it.....still laughing
*wiping a tear*
2007-01-25 08:36:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooo....sexy and funny! 10/10
2007-01-21 08:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-21 08:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by Hawkeye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋