A burgular breaks in to a house and while rummaging round in the dark he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you!". He shines his torch round and sees a parrot in the corner. He goes over to the parrot and says "did you just speak?" The parrot said "yes". The burgular said "your a clever parrot, what's your name?" The parrot replies "My name is Moses". "Moses" said the burgular "what sort of person calls their parrot Moses?" The parrot replies "The same sort of person that calls their ROTTWEILER JESUS!!"
2007-01-21 07:14:00 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one. Biblical humor.
2007-01-21 07:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. I heard it some years ago. Thought it brilliant as I have a parrot and Rottie. Not called Jesus and Moses though. Ha Ha
2007-01-21 07:23:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-21 07:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL heard that b4 but it still cracks me up the version i heard was worded differently though The burglar asked the parrot its name and the parrot says, "moses". ... the bungler goes, " What kind of idiot calls a parrot moses". and the parrot goes, " The same idiot that called his rottweiler Jesus". ... or something along those lines any way - i still give it a 10/10 good 1
2016-03-29 07:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it a couple of times but still gives me a smile. Jesus IS watching you.
2007-01-21 07:19:14 · answer #5 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1 x
2007-01-21 21:21:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha o am sooo gonna get a parrot and name it Moses, then name one of my pups Jesus...lmao good one!!!
2007-01-21 09:18:56 · answer #7 · answered by N W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Lord.
2007-01-21 10:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2007-01-21 23:47:16 · answer #9 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but well worth another read and still i laughed its well worth a 10
2007-01-21 07:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋