A man goes in a bar he has a lisp, he calls the bartender over she has a hunch back, he says lisping how muc a beer she says 5$ he says oo how muc a mix drk she says 10$ he says he has to think aboit it. Later he ask again remember he lisp, how muc beer she says 5$ he ask how muc mx drk she says 10$ he says ok I tak the beer. He thinks how she didnt make fun of him, so he calls her over and says thank you for not makin fun of my lisp everyone always does, she replies I would never do that, I know how it is I have this hunch back, he looks at her and looks again, says hunch back I thought that was your a-- everythings so high in here!
2007-01-21 07:05:08 · 14 answers · asked by bodacious baby 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's one of my husband's favorite jokes to tell it never gets old LOL
2007-01-21 09:53:38 · answer #1 · answered by W2D 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shoosh - my stitches are falling out. (i turned right into a ventriloquist - yet then I lost my pretend tooth - and then my glasses - and at the same time as the timber leg fell off i concept it become time for a career change) XXX
2016-12-02 20:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's mildly amusing, but what has a lisp got to do with it?
2007-01-21 07:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-21 08:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one
betting she pissed in his second beer for that remark
2007-01-21 07:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by singledad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAAAAaaaaaaaaa
2007-01-21 07:07:53 · answer #6 · answered by kitten baby 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it
2007-01-21 07:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by maiya 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats a pisser
2007-01-21 07:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was an okay joke...
2007-01-21 07:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm....I don't get it
2007-01-21 07:21:28 · answer #10 · answered by seaweedsara162004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋