Could I, for example, Offer really cheap labour to your companies with few environmental regulations...have a ready labour force of about 500,000,000 people...send my youth to your country to learn all the latest technologies in industry, military science, computers, and manufacturing, as well as send intelligence-gathering experts to blend into your society to get the information you don't want to share? Could I then negotiate a "most favourite trading partner" agreement with you so that the cheap goods we learned how to make can now be sold to you duty-free so that it will be a really smart idea to relocate all the major industries in your country to ours? Could I then spend many of the dollars I took from your economy to build a massive military machine to intimidate you into doing whatever I told you I wanted you to do?
If I did this in this way, could I not win the war without firing a shot, and have you finance the entire thing. Hmmmm. I think I'll do that.
Signed
CHINA
2007-01-21 06:13:09 · 14 answers · asked by Ralph the Sage 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I suppose you will want us to learn Chinese, well, the joke's on you, we're too lazy to learn, some of us barely speak english
2007-01-21 06:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The times of military superiority meaning power are long gone in the 21st century. If you are serious about being an actual "super power" you'll need a few more powerful friends in Europe by making your economic policies less harmful to them and instead supporting them. That(economic dependence) truly won't happen till you have a "world bank" on your side to coax 3rd world asian and african countries in taking huge loans/investments from you. Bottom line pretend to be nice, more vocal in your "support " for weaker & anti US nations and build an exceptional secret service. The time is right for it too with so much of the world against US. Could be even better with a female president soon. LOL
Signed
Random Asian country
2007-01-21 06:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by globe_trotter_84 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alternatively you could contrive the new divinely inspired and definitive peaceful salvation message, then dress yourself in an attire like that of a classical prophet, or, better, in a totally new fancy sumptious one, and then go to the main square in a Western World's city and from there start shouting loudly to the mob, as loudly as possible without even minimally injuring your vocal chords, that you are THE NEW PROPHET who has come to rescue the World from all existing and imaginary ailments, from all existing and imaginary wickedness. With you you could have a few enthusiastic friends, good acolytes that you would put in charge of COLLECTING MONEY for this definitive SALVATION PROJECT. Those few enthusiastic friends and acolytes of yours should also be in charge of engaging as many other friends and money-collectors as possible.
You could start by delivering THE MESSAGE, and then, while already comfortably enjoyng the preliminary fruits of your holy liberating mission, you would begin delegating parts of your holy salvation duty to others and to others more, always saintly insisting on the fact that your friends and acolytes should collect substantial financial revenue for the further and larger development of the HOLY divinely inspired PROJECT OF YOURS. ... [I have no more words - you might add some]
2007-01-21 07:05:25 · answer #3 · answered by pasquale garonfolo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not gonna be cheap. but your have to get people to want you to take over the world. Advertise on TV, the internet, magazines...and get people to trust you and think that your looking out for thier best interests. you may even be able to make a financial profit of them buying thier own extinction. always smile when in public, even if your miserable. never swear, because thats just not nice.
onto the china issue. chinas economy is growing exponentially...so america has already lost that battle. the good 'ol usa is going to become a service nation.....already has.
but your late. the eight big banks of the world already own it/us. N.W.O.
peace.
2007-01-21 06:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could exchange the academic device as properly, truly. i do no longer understand a pair of trouble-free experience class, yet i could do away with all religious awareness type instructions from faculties. the two instruct all religions, or instruct none in any respect. i'm Hindu, and that i do unlike being examined on Bible verses in biology class.
2016-11-26 00:20:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could blame everything on terrorists and use that as a platform to receive hundreds of billions of dollars from the taxpayers, thus, not costing you a dime.
2007-01-21 06:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by show and tell 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
China's the only one with the potential true but we could never be invaded with the weapons we both possess.
We could get our butt kicked in business though, and in the end that could be worse.
2007-01-21 06:23:35 · answer #7 · answered by Soundjata 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS
you should hire about 500 terrorist to take presidents,primeministers etc. hostage and state what u want
2007-01-21 06:30:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the CFR
2007-01-21 06:34:46 · answer #9 · answered by done 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You couldn't take over the world because the usa will blow up china's sorry ***
2007-01-21 06:19:27 · answer #10 · answered by adam adrenal 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋