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I have never seen such blatantly stupid films, India has great film makers like Satyajit Ray why dont we see more of that quality cinema?

2007-01-21 05:49:32 · 21 answers · asked by gamgee 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Only thing I really dislike about their movies is that...when a couple needs to be screwing, everybody jumps up and starts dancing and singing.

2007-01-21 05:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Bollywood movies are made to be entertaining to the Least common denominator of the Indian populace.
They should follow the mantra of Inclusion. (Everything has to be simplified to the extent that someone with an IQ of 3-4 would be able to understand it.)
People wont pay to watch something they dont understand , and the film makers basic objectives of making money wont get fullfilled.
Once they find a theme that worked they have to find a way to use it till its completely flogged and doesnt make money anymore.
Indians would be offended if
1) the hero and heroine didnt get married in the end.
2) they didnt run around the trees making twitching spasmodic motions and screeching.
3) There were no politicians, corrupt cops and ugly unshaven men as villains.
4) The hero was not religious enough to be cannonized.
5) The Heroine wasnt fair complexioned, and good looking.
6) The hero was not related to some ex bollywood star.
7) The heroine was not good enough to win some international beauty pagaent.
8) The story line didnt remind them of a hundred other bollywood movies they watched. (They would be confused)
9) There was an element of doubt!.
10) The movie was shot on an Indian location., or on a foreign location without Hindi speaking caucasians, arabs, chinese or whatever.
People like Satyajit Ray realized that The LCD mentioned above was not worth making movies for.

2007-01-21 06:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Unfortunately i don't like any bollywood movies. I won't disclose which country I'm from but bollywood movies do get played on tv here. It's always about love and songs and dancing. I can hardly watch one movie for more than 15 mins. Definitely no favourite stars as all of them have no real acting talents, it's more about looks than anything else. Such things don't impress me and don't keep my attention. I prefer hollywood movies as they have a wide variety of genre from science fiction to medical mysteries to mind boggling thrillers and many more. Movies with good plots are also essential, something which bollywood movies always lack. Also, I prefer movies with good special effects.

2016-05-24 06:13:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have you seen some of the tripe to come out of Hollywood lately?

I would also wager that unless you are familiar with the culture in India many things are lost in translation. I haven't seen very many Bollywood films though so I am speculating.

2007-01-21 05:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 0 0

How come, Bollywood appears in the section on Religion and Spirituality ?

Hero's and Heroines as modern Gods and Goddesses ?

2007-01-21 06:28:22 · answer #5 · answered by madhatter 6 · 0 0

i don' think Bollywood is the lousiest thing..
with original films like,Rang De Basanti,MunnaBhai MBBS and Lagaan,u can bet that Bollywood sure has found respectable place worldwide.As regards,some crap movies..I have watched some crap stuff from outside too.To be specific,American.

2007-01-21 06:32:35 · answer #6 · answered by relaxedbhavica 2 · 0 0

Ditto

2007-01-21 05:52:46 · answer #7 · answered by areyoukidding 4 · 0 0

Nope Bollywood doesn't even exist...just really bad actors acting out copied or da lousiest stories...directed by retards.....and to attract even retarded viewers they bring in a few fat cows(human)....who show a bit of skin.....and then walk about as if they Gods.....thinking they were Superior somehow....God know....man.....those people are really wacked...its scary actually....

2007-01-21 05:57:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Well, Bollywood is, not Hollywood. God bless cut and past.

2007-01-21 05:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by Aadel 3 · 0 0

u cant call as lousiest but not also greatest but iam sure in coming years it will b greatest

2007-01-21 05:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by skhr 3 · 0 0

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