2007-01-21 05:42:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sharon l that's really funny, hmmm, maybe I could start this kind of laying on hands?
To all who responded negatively or rudely there is a serious point here, think about it.
2007-01-22 02:13:08 · update #1
He would say it is easier for a rich man to get into heaven than for you to fit through the eye of a needle.
2007-01-21 05:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by MrPete 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm not a woman, but He would probably say:
"I tell you the truth, your backside does indeed exceed the limits of what is considered an acceptable size. But fear ye not! Have faith, because God created Slimfast for a reason!"
2007-01-21 05:47:18 · answer #2 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well I think he would say. 'Mrs Bad Grumble, if you didn't have a bottom you would be sitting on your sacrum and that would damage your lumber spine upwards' and then 'So don't be silly thinking about such things' And I reckon in reality I would be flat on my face worshipping him.
I think I may be the only christian woman to answer this so far.
2007-01-21 05:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by : 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Quality medicine from Dr Evil
2007-01-21 05:46:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
He'd say, "Child, let me lay my hands on you" and I would be healed of big bum syndrome forever. Amen.
2007-01-21 05:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I do not need to ask has my bum is small.
2007-01-25 05:37:45 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would say....u waited in the bum queue too long..way too long my child...and he would turn it into fishes and loaves, if he was a decent guy...sorry jesus, u know i love ya x
2007-01-21 05:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by scotgal 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus taught us to turn the other cheek.
2007-01-21 06:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by eldad9 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Martha asked him that very question and he said "In it and likewise out of it, and thou art precious."
2007-01-21 06:01:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I bet he would tell them the truth.
2007-01-21 05:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋