if mini skirts get any shorter ! said the fairy to the gnome ,"they will have two more cheeks to powder and a lot more hair to comb"
2007-01-21 05:37:33 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cheered me up, heres one for you;-
I wish I was a glow worm
A glow worms never glum,
' Cos how can you be gloomy,
When the sun shines out yer bum?
2007-01-21 05:56:09 · answer #1 · answered by christine p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep - that's cheered me up.
And said the gnome to the fairy 'as if that's not enough, if they get shorter still, then they'll all be in the buff!'
2007-01-21 05:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes! said the gnome to the fairy, i am not sure about the extra cheeks but i would love the hairy
2007-01-21 07:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by meditation and mango juice 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm not happy right now because my mom just yelled/scream at me [ in public] for buying a stupid science board which i need for a school project and i already told her that i needed one and she said yea i can buy one and then....20 minutes later, she changed her mind and just went balitics!!!????? I mean...come' on mom, I need it so i wont fail class. Why would any mom turn down school supplies?
Shes going crazy now and we are not talking to each other right now and I am never going to talk to her again [she had no right to do that because that was wrong]. and it was embarrssing and ur joke did not cheer me up because i didnt get it =[
but this song cheered me up :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjoo91PWpM0
2007-01-21 07:52:32 · answer #4 · answered by chic_little_lady 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did your funny poem get violated? I can't find it in my answers and I was the first to answer!..NO, I don't report, but, I do receive more than my share..There must be a way to find who is reporting senselessly..Appeal and ask who is doing this..From what I hear, it takes more than one person reporting to violate a question or answer...That tells me that it is team work..
2016-05-24 06:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww that was funny. here's one for you...
mary had a little lamb
her Father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
between 2 hunks of bread.
2007-01-21 09:30:46 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.
REMINDED ME OF ERIC MORCAMBE'S
"THERE'S A HELL
OF A SMELL
IN DINGLY DELL,
THE FAIRIES ARE WASHING THEIR SOCKS.
ALONG CAME TWO SAILORS
WITH SMILES ON THEIR FACES
AND THEIR ....."
(P.S. the answer about the glow worm made me smile!)
2007-01-21 08:05:43 · answer #7 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-03-05 00:09:04 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute
2007-01-21 05:58:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny and insulting at the same time. HAHAHA...dissing jokes.
2007-01-21 05:57:54 · answer #10 · answered by melomane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋