i onlly know a little
2007-01-21 05:35:51 · 2 answers · asked by sugar puff 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the lion get a ticket?he crossed the yellow lion!
what do the animals in the jungle sing? Jungle bells jungle bells
A mother and her son had just come home from the store.Her son took out the animal crackers he had begged her for and began spreading the animal shapes out on the table. ''what are you doing?'' his mother asked. ''The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken,'' the boy explained. ''i am looking for the seal.''
One day a first grade teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs to her class.She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather a material for his home.She read, ''...and so the pig went up to the man with the basket full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may i have some of that straw to build my house?'''
The teacher paused then asked the class, ''And what do you think the man said?''
One little boy raised his hand and said, ''I know...the man said 'Holy cow! a talking pig!'''
2007-01-21 06:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Deniz n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A termite walks into a bar and says "Where's the bar tender?"
If Dracula can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always parted straight?
I have a million of 'em
2007-01-21 13:59:52 · answer #2 · answered by Sherlock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋