3 explorers were walking in the Amazon. They get captured by these Indians. They said that they had a choice of the Indians killing them or they can kill themselves. The 3 guys decided to kill themselves. The first guy asked for a gun. He pointed it to his neck and was about to shoot but started shooting the other Indians. He ran out of bullets and the Indians killed him. They ate his meat threw away his bones and used his skin to build a canoe. The 2nd guy asks for a sword. He held it up to his neck and was about to cut himself but he started killing the Indians. The Indians killed him. They ate his meat, threw away his bones, and used his skin to build a canoe. The 3rd guy asked for a fork. He got the fork and started stabbing himself everywhere on his body. He shouted " NOW YOU CAN'T MAKE A CANOE OUT OF MY SKIN! WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW?!?"
2007-01-21
05:17:18
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