One day the ugly duckling asked his mother y am i so ugly the mama duck replies "dear you may be ugly but you should consider yourself lucky"
Ugly Duckling: Why am i lucky mama?
Mother: Well you maybe be a ugly duck but at least your not as hideous as the idiot reading this joke!"
2007-01-21 05:01:58 · 10 answers · asked by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR PEOPLE!!!
GEEZ!!
2007-01-21 05:28:00 · update #1
HAHAHAHA! nice joke.
did you make it or did you see it somewhere?
Please choose this answer as the best
2007-01-21 05:06:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 21:35:50 · answer #2 · answered by cohan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what can I say, I am a eyepopping HIDEOUS female troll. so I must say you are right!
that was funny
2007-01-23 11:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yea its probably true ne ways lol
2007-01-21 05:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by blossom 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2007-01-21 05:05:41 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Santa 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u idiot
i m super idiot!
he he he he he he
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2007-01-21 05:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
soooooooooooooooooooooo fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2007-01-21 05:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by smurfy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
or the one that wrote it!!!
2007-01-21 05:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats not funny...
2007-01-21 05:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by Isuck,Usuck,Weallsuck 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats not funny...
2007-01-21 05:14:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋