... the funniest, saddest, wierdest, most surprising, serious, true thing you ever heard a little child saying?
2007-01-21 04:42:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
Mine said" I can speak France" and than she said " but of course"
2007-01-21 04:46:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I heard a dinosaur outside the house.
2. Me and Necia are married. (Necia is Diego's sister nick Jr)
3. I want a giraffe,not a puppy.
4. Remix, the Jesus loves me song is now the mama loves me
song he can rephrase the entire song.
5. How about I drive,Daddy sits next to me and mommy sits in back with brother.
Hope you enjoyed he's three!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-21 12:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by Cierie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my son was about 3 years old, he started "exploring" himself. So,, I explained to him that he can do that, but he has to do it privately. So he was trying to understand and he was like
"Can I do it in the bathroom?" I said yes
"Can I do it in my bedroom?" I said yes
"Can I do it when I watch Dora the Explorer?"
I was dying!!!! One of the funniest things he's ever done!
2007-01-21 13:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by Rairia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my friends child's first word was: n*gga.
I also know this guy that I work with whose first word was Japanese. He never even heard Japanese before, either. It kind of disturbs his parents.
2007-01-21 12:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by George 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my 3 year old out of the blue told my husband momma gonna whip your a** lol we laughed so hard.
2007-01-21 12:46:57 · answer #5 · answered by bowmanwoman6299 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I want to go home like in heaven home
2007-01-21 12:46:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no mommy you're not fat. you're just big boned but you are still beautiful. lol, said by my 7 year old
2007-01-21 12:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by Cheshire Princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"My dad has to take pills for his bladder contol problem!" _ I was babysitting this little boy, he was so funny!
2007-01-21 12:48:56 · answer #8 · answered by turtle10312001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell someone they were fat
2007-01-21 12:50:43 · answer #9 · answered by myownsecretarydotcom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I farted!=:)
2007-01-21 12:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by blackbutterfly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋