A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard. I couldn`t possibly do it. She would kill me!!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...
"Really, I can`t," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!!"
The girlfriend asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in.
That night James crawled into bed next to his wife while she was sleeping. The wife was awakened, turned toward him, felt his face and said, "Oh Michael, you shouldn`t be here. My husband will be home soon!"
2007-01-21 04:40:44 · 35 answers · asked by pinks 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ......a nice and funny one......He should thank his gf for showing the true colors of his wife.......any way both are sailing in the same boat,,,,,lmao
2007-01-21 21:22:45 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-31 22:12:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hillarious! 9 on 10
2007-01-21 23:46:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! nice one.. she was busted! and that's why she loved the beard! haha nice 9/10
2007-01-21 04:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny. She gets busted before he does.
2007-01-21 05:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
10/10
2007-01-21 04:50:17 · answer #6 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like that joke.I can't stop laughing
2007-01-22 22:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by Hanny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both were doing the same thing.thanks for the joke dear pinks....lol
2007-01-22 01:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by cool blue guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-21 08:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by Melisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! i see that's a nice relationship going there.
2007-01-21 06:23:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋