No explanation needed, right?
2007-01-21 04:27:48 · 33 answers · asked by MM 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I had one guy who said: You must be tired, as you have been running through my mind for 15 minutes now.
My response: Sorry, I am an cross country athlete and 15 minutes is nothing for me. Bye! (of course, I lied as I am far from atheltic).
2007-01-21 04:32:54 · update #1
Your daddy MUST be a terrorist because girl, you are the bomb!!!
2007-01-21 04:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by →sugarwuss 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good lord, there are millions of them. They actually are good to use because you can generally get a laugh from them:
Hey, the word of the day is legs, let's go to my place and spread the word.
Baby, are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
Do you wash you pants with windex? Cause I sure can see myself in them.
I was just wondering what you would like for breakfast tomorrow morning.
Want to get a pizza and f*ck? (When slapped) What's the matter, you don't like pizza?
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
2007-01-21 04:35:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg so many, and most are really stupid too!
* Hi.
* My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
* Are you Jamaican? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy.
* I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
* Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
* (pointing to my ***) Is this seat taken?
* Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
* Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
there are many more, but these are the best ones (-;
2007-01-21 04:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by maj2001gma 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I went to a club by myself and this guy came up, said "I've been watching you all night, trying to pluck up the courage to speak to you, etc." You get the drift. I was so flattered, he seemed so nervous and said he'd been admiring me all evening.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, after a drink at the club he tried to grope me and I pushed him off and he called me all sorts of names and drifted back into the crowd.
I was upset, and went to the ladies' toilet to calm down. When I came out, there he was in the corridor, pinning another young lady against the wall, saying "I've been watching you all night and trying to get the courage up to talk to you ..."
Guess she fell for it.
2007-01-21 04:49:03 · answer #4 · answered by gorgeousfluffpot 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do I know u from somewhere?
who took the stars out of the sky n put them in your eyes
do your feet hurt? no why ? cuz u have been running through my mind all night lol..
have a great wkend.
2007-01-21 04:31:55 · answer #5 · answered by too4barbie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am a boy some boys say crapy pick up lines like this one "i am missing my teddy bear would u be mine?" ok what the %$#@ is
that ...well any ways ther is a lot more! of them! 1 more "sup" that is so old and "i like u " if u go up and say that they mite slap u or say ewwww!
her is a soltion
just talk to them and become freinds and then say i like u in a slow way! well that is just me
2007-01-21 04:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by David 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A prostitute in the Phillipines came up to me and said, Hello, I am shy...but you can have me all night for 40.00 American.
I just laughed so hard, I could not see for a while, and ended up spilling my drink on her, by accident, then the whole bar (most of them guys from my unit) was laughing.
2007-01-21 04:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by A Military Veteran 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've never been chatted-up. Sounds fun though. How about this:
I love your avatar. It really speaks to me. And your thoughts are so well rounded. You make me feel like chatting, we could chat the night away. (Hay, isn't that a song). I'm not so good at this!
2007-01-21 04:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by GoodGuy53 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Asked me if he could use my phone, and called his phone.
Using his caller id he calls me back later. Yeah, this is Marco. I used your phone earlier and your number was on my house id I thought you was cute and thought I'd call you and see if you wanted to out or something. LOL I said HELL NO!! Don't call here no more! I could not belive it. Freakin a hole.
2007-01-21 04:34:29 · answer #9 · answered by Melissa M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always hear hi shortie how r u doing or yo shortie can i talk to u.
My problem with that is i'm about 6'1 and i'm usually taller then the dude tryna talk to me and i HATE being called shortie
2007-01-21 04:35:11 · answer #10 · answered by powderjusblazin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time me ma sister and her best friend were all at the mall and this boy(he was ugly) came up to my sister and asked her what was her best friends name and she said anonymous and he said what is that french
2007-01-21 04:32:56 · answer #11 · answered by *♥MiiSz uNiiQu3♥* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋