You are in a locked house with no windows no doors and indesructible walls.you are starving and can't even pick up the chain saw unless you eat something.you have a table,saw,and calender
2007-01-21 04:03:54 · 7 answers · asked by Aliman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THE question is what do you do and how you get out 365 dates aren't gonna last a lifetime
2007-01-21 04:10:09 · update #1
Ms love music is correct ill choose her after the 4 hours are finioto
2007-01-21 04:12:31 · update #2
eat the calender, pick up the saw, saw the table in half, two halves make a whole, escape through the hole. :D haha. x
2007-01-21 04:09:49 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
First heard this about 40 yrs ago, when I was still sharp. Now all I can remember is u eat the dates off the calender. My other options I guess would be to cut the legs off the table, rub them together to start a fire and burn the house down.
Since I don't particularly like the sound of that, I will remain a shut in,
2007-01-21 04:16:39 · answer #2 · answered by tripletaurus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A date like the fruit on the calender
2007-01-21 04:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
date is yummy ...energize yourself.. grab the saw ..cut the table in half ..two halfs does make a whole....on the wall crawl your way out...that opening...:-)
2007-01-21 04:07:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat one hand..
pick up the chainsaw..
umm...
make playing cards out of the calander...
and play solitaire at the table...
FOREVER.
wooooo.
2007-01-21 04:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by wildchild47236 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it????
2007-01-21 04:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsay P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the question is...........
2007-01-21 04:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋