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I think he might have but he didn't really move from the position he was in when I did. The fart woke me up. so how do i know if it woke him up or if he heard it.? I'm so embarassed....serious answers only please..

2007-01-21 03:49:36 · 30 answers · asked by coochie1 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

30 answers

If you did fart.....so what. Everybody does! My best friend farted on this guys lap when they were spooning in bed. He still liked her, but she dumped him for whatever reason.
Don't worry about it.

2007-01-21 03:54:00 · answer #1 · answered by moobiemuffin 4 · 3 0

you're not the first woman to ever fart!!! I even admit to doing it once while receiving some oral intamacy...my bf at the time, now hubby of 8 yrs, started laughing his *ss off and said, "You musta been really relaxed".
Don't be so uptight about natural bodily functions. You've probably done it many times that didn't wake you up!
I can't believe you're sleeping with this guy, and freaked out by a little fart. It Happens!
You could ask, "Hey, did you hear that explosion last night about (insert time), it woke me up!"
My husband is constantly letting loose with foul air, while he is dead asleep he always says,"Oh, sorry" after he farts. He does this no matter where he falls asleep, at home or otherwise.

2007-01-21 04:09:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Everyone farts in their sleep. Most men would find this 'cute', especially if you're not the kind of girl who normally farts freely. If he was disgusted about it then he would be a little uptight and unrealistic. He probably didn't hear but if you're sleeping in the same bed as each other you should be comfortable enough with each other's bodies to not worry about that kind of thing. if you ask him if he heard you may seem a bit mad!

2007-01-21 03:56:49 · answer #3 · answered by allears 4 · 1 0

Don't worry about it. I'm sure you were embarrassed, but don' worry yourself about it. It's not like you intended to do it and well, it just happens to be a bodily function that we all wish we could hide when we are somewhere that it might not go unheard. Just think about if your boyfriend did it and you heard it, would you tell hin the next day? I particularly think it would be just as hard to bring up the whole subject as it is to know you did it or heard it, so just don't think about it anymore. If he does say something, well then I'm sure the two of you could laugh it off and go on.

2007-01-21 04:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by alymarie 2 · 0 0

get over it... it's moments like this that make us human.. slightly comedic... actually hilarious that you would think this is an issue...I do understand though... my wife wouldn't use the bathroom unless she knew I was out of the house... and she never uses public facilities... In any case... forget it... I'm sure if he did hear/smell... that he thought it was charming and cute... BUT it may end up being shared somewhere down the road as a humourous anecdote... If you are ABSOLUtely mortified by this and don't want it to ever happen again... take note of what you had for dinner that evening... and next time... take a "GasEx...or Beano" to reduce the possibility of flatulence...

2007-01-21 03:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by alex b 3 · 0 0

If you're close enough to the guy to sleep with him, farting around him shouoldn't be an issue. Everyone farts; it's a bodily function and there is no shame in it. Just forget about it. If he hasn't called you out on it yet, he either didn't hear you or isn't going to call you out on it.

2007-01-21 03:54:33 · answer #6 · answered by jksink89 2 · 1 0

You are human therefore you fart. I'm sure if he did it he would laugh it off give you a "dutch oven." Men are more comfortable with these bodily functions I think. If he truely wants to be with you , it shouldn't make him go away.

2007-01-21 03:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by elflocks 2 · 0 0

If you are close enough to sleep with your boyfriend you should be close enough to fart next to your boyfriend. What is the point on putting on airs and graces with someone you are supposed to love, and presumably want to live with.

2007-01-21 03:53:13 · answer #8 · answered by HP 5 · 1 0

does it matter? unless the cat died, or you broke a window, or he's deaf in one ear - who cares. really you have no control over your bodily functions when your asleep.

was there spattering?

guys actually like the sound of farts, it's a giggle noise. i wouldn't worry about it. and if he reminds you, you can always ask him "was it a good one". he should laugh, but he may try to top it.

2007-01-21 03:56:49 · answer #9 · answered by mike s 6 · 0 0

Nothing to be embarassed about!! It is a normal bodily function!

Just relax. If he does have a problem then he has real serious issues!!

2007-01-23 10:47:21 · answer #10 · answered by want_to_smell_girl_farts 4 · 1 0

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