It's graduation day at the dojo, so the sensai asks for the graduates to demonstrate their new skills before he hands them their diploma and black belt. He hands the first graduate a sword and releases a fly. The first graduate makes one swing, and the fly falls to the ground in two pieces. The sensai congratulates him and gives him a black belt.
He gives the second graduate a sword and releases another fly. The graduate swings the sword twice, and the fly falls to the ground in three pieces. The sensai congratulates him and hands him the black belt.
The sensai gives the third graduate a sword and releases a fly. The graduate swings three times, and the fly buzzes away.
"You didn't kill the fly," the sensai says disappointedly
"Maybe not," replies the graduate, "but he'll never be able to have kids"
2007-01-21 03:29:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it before but still makes me laugh XD
2007-01-21 03:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee. Poor fly XD
2007-01-21 11:59:07 · answer #2 · answered by Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahhahahahahahhaha!! it took me a couple minutes to get it though! haha keep posting them!
2007-01-21 12:58:47 · answer #3 · answered by I♥V-BALL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehheeeheeeheehe! A real cracker!!!! I love it!!!!
2007-01-21 11:41:59 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it.
2007-01-21 11:56:54 · answer #5 · answered by Emily 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...it's hilarious..
2007-01-21 11:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....
2007-01-21 12:34:31 · answer #7 · answered by AlienJack J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-21 11:59:37 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL......... thanks for a laugh.......
2007-01-21 11:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋