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I am a 29 y/o man and I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and mask all the time so I can entertain the people I meet. Yesterday I went to Bestbuy while wearing my costume. I saw a Lego Star Wars video game on display that you could play FOR FREE! Obviously, this was the best moment of my life. There was a kid playing too but their were two controllers so we could both play. Then I saw something that made my blood run cold. The kid had chosen Jar Jar as his character! I explained to him that I should be Jar Jar but he said no! I kept arguing but he wouldn't listen! I had no choice! I pushed the kid out of the way and ripped the whole video game system out. Then I threw it into a glass case shattering glass everywhere! Some employees started running toward me but I ran to the TV section. I smashed the huge plasma tvs as I ran. Eventually the cornered me and tackled me. I yelled that I was being raped and no one helped! I was arrested! Can I sue for the harrasement and abuse I sustained?

2007-01-21 03:21:03 · 14 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

14 answers

your all about spreading jar jar awareness but when someone actually likes jar jar...you get really mad?

i'm just going to say that you need to sue anyone and everyone in the store for being a hater, right after you call me, your lawyer, with your only phone call from jail..

Booma Boom

2007-01-21 04:08:22 · answer #1 · answered by neff8684 5 · 2 1

u pushed a kid out of the way
ur 29!!!
Jar Jar Binks probably wouldn't want u pushing kids out of the way too play as him. eventually he would have had to go have his nose wiped by his mommy then u would get it. and if u r a fanatic don't u have star wars video games at home? or u could by a system and the game. u smashed a plasma t.v. what is ur problem? u were not being raped u were be held down so u couldn't break anymore valuable stuff. u wear a costume that is just sad. get a girlfriend. go get new clothes. don't hang out at best buy. get a life

2007-01-21 11:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by mrs.bloom411 2 · 0 3

You have got to be the biggest loser, perv, and liar I have ever heard of. You wear a costume and mask, push a little kid because you want to play the character you dress up as everyday, on a stupid little video game, rip the video game system out and throw it into the glass case, you run away from a crime, claim you got raped, ummmm...yah I'm very glad you got arrested.

PS- by the way, why is this question in singles and dating?

2007-01-21 11:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by gubble_bum234 1 · 1 3

Anyone who cries RAPE needs to have somone come running to help them. You should sue for discrimination. That was rude of them not helping you.

2007-01-21 12:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0 0

Amusing.

2007-01-21 11:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by desolate_misanthrope 2 · 1 1

You just got done posting this as an answer to someone else's question.

2007-01-21 11:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

How traumatic for you...
Yes...Sue the monsters that attacked you...

2007-01-21 11:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

nope, not unless the tv's were falling on you because of something that the employees did or didn't do.

2007-01-21 11:26:04 · answer #8 · answered by brothergoosetg 4 · 0 3

what the hell you was aguring with little kid if you were screaming that i would not help you etrhir an i would arreste yo *** to

2007-01-21 11:26:03 · answer #9 · answered by nadiyah a 1 · 0 3

Ha,Ha,Ha. You should write a book. Or go back to kindergarten are you serious?

2007-01-21 11:29:56 · answer #10 · answered by george 4 · 0 3

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