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What do you call an Eskimo Chav?











Innuinnit.

2007-01-21 01:58:44 · 17 answers · asked by The Boss 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

lmfao!! Hahahaha really good mate!

2007-01-21 02:04:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he he

What do you call a 30 year old chav
Nan

What do you call a chav with a good career
Waitress

How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.


What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

2007-01-21 11:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Jade Goody in the Big Brother house.

2007-01-21 10:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Miller 3 · 2 0

What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride

What is the difference between a chav and a coconut?
One is thick and hairy, the other is a coconut.

:)

2007-01-21 11:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 1 0

And, what do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have fries with that?

And, what do you call the Cavette at a wedding wearing a white tracksuit?
The bride.

And, what do you call a Chav in a school?
The caretaker (or an intruder)

2007-01-21 10:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by chip2001 7 · 2 1

I am really enjoying all the chav jokes this afternoon.

Thanks for making my day..

2007-01-21 11:46:54 · answer #6 · answered by patti 3 · 0 0

What does a chav's brother call him in a box?
Innit safe bruv

2007-01-21 10:05:50 · answer #7 · answered by llemonandlime 2 · 1 0

whats a chav

2007-01-21 10:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0 1

Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.


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I win.

-Rai x

2007-01-21 10:02:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

I've heard them before.....in a book about chavs...lol

And Rai your joke is better.....but tell me one I haven't heard before

2007-01-21 10:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by ellietricitycat 4 · 0 0

I gotta say Rai yours is better, so funny I cant stop tittering.

2007-01-21 13:32:35 · answer #11 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0 0

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