the funniest answer i will get,will be chosen as a best answer(10 points)
2007-01-21 01:53:49 · 5 answers · asked by Tara 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this isnt my joke i just stole this from someone but i loved it.... here it is
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...and noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as MLB 5.0, NFL 4.3, PGA 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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REPLY FROM TECH SUPPORT
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME.EXE
to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that
application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT remember, overuse of the
above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
2007-01-21 05:45:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny enough to let ur remarks, with racist overtones, to my question pass of as a joke.
2007-01-21 11:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by sonu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im not a funny person
2007-01-21 10:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slap your knee silly.
2007-01-21 10:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm quiet funny. 2 is better than nothing
2007-01-21 10:32:15 · answer #5 · answered by The Doc 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋