I cribbed this one off of TV, so apologies if you've heard it before.
Two nuns are on a car journey in Transylvania. One dark and stormy night they are driving up a steep and twisty moutainous road, and as the come slowly round the corner, there in the middle of the road is the Count himself,Dracula!
"What are we going to do"? asks the first nun.
"I know, show him your cross", says the second nun.
So she yells out the window,"OY,get out of the road ya toothy git"!
2007-01-21 01:48:18 · 22 answers · asked by Trixie Bordello 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-21 01:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bought it on a £1.35 birthday card from "Quitting Hollywood" two months ago (If you want one in Britain phone 01268530467) but it was a monster in the road and the nun swore.
Card code; 50200518018941 (2488)
2007-01-21 10:35:45 · answer #2 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
The same two nuns were taking a shower when a knock came at the door.
"Who's there?" One of them shouted nervously, trying to cover herself.
"It's OK." Came the reply, "It's only me, the blind man."
"Oh, that's alright. He's probably come to tune the piano and got lost. Let him in and we''l give him directions. He can't see anything." Said one nun.
"Come in, come in" shouted the other.
The door opened and in walked the man. "Wow, nice t!ts sisters." He said appreciatively. "Now where do you want me to fit these blinds?"
2007-01-21 10:31:43 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Niccccce
2007-01-21 10:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by The Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-25 09:08:26 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's an old one. shame on you. Post a joke that's this side of the millennium, and then you may well make me laugh.
2007-01-21 09:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a gud 1 av heared it b4 but its gud
2007-01-22 05:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny i havent heard that one b4 LOL
thanks for the laugh
8B
2007-01-21 09:53:12 · answer #8 · answered by hey_hey_hey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it keep them coming
2007-01-21 10:04:05 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another 1 in the basket...cheers!!
Chris N :o)
2007-01-21 10:00:43 · answer #10 · answered by Ginja-Ninja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah like she is mad i get it soooo funny i cant stop laughing lol lol lol lmoa lmfao roflmao roflmfao omg
2007-01-21 09:51:57 · answer #11 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋