A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out rude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.
"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. I'ts because of you that I have to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."
"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn'tmean to hurt your feelings." "Shut Up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"
2007-01-20 22:28:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy is sitting at a bar having a drink when a guy in a trench coat sits down beside him holding a large case. He turns and asks the guy whats in the case, the stranger responds, "Im a professional hitman and thats a sniper rifle in the case". The guy asks if he could see it, the hitman reluctantly agrees, the man says his home is just across the street, so he props up the rifle and looks through the scope and says hey i can see my wife...and...wait theres my neighbour, he's taking his clothes off, he turns to the hitman and asks, "how much do you charge for a hit?" One thousand dollars per shot replies the hitman, 'OK' say the man, one thing, I want you to shoot my wife in the head and my neighbour in the pecker, the hitman sites his rifle and pauses, the man says "what are you waiting for?" The hitman replies, just a second I think I can save you a grand.
2007-01-20 22:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by DA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL the last part on the second one was good
2007-01-20 22:34:51 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. RNC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, I've read this one before but it still made me laugh. lol..10/10.
2007-01-20 22:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha you men totaly bring me up and good joke men cool your my idol now yow men
2007-01-20 22:34:32 · answer #4 · answered by nikkinaruto 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for the morning laugh, I really needed it, good one
2007-01-20 23:58:43 · answer #5 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...how hilarious..10/10...i like blonde jokes.//
thanks for sharing./
2007-01-21 01:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋