2007-01-20 21:58:10 · 6 answers · asked by kingpinhewats 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
either get yourself a sex change or don't even try
2007-01-20 22:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On Understanding Women:
A man was walking along the beach in California when he stubbed his toe on something in the sand. When he picked it up, he found it was an old fashioned lamp, and when he rubbed the sand off it, a genie wearing a turban and sporting long moustaches and one large gold earring suddenly appeared, floating in front of the man in a smoky haze.
The genie said to the astonished man, "I will grant you any one wish. Forget that three wishes stuff; I'm a one wish genie. But, it can be anything at all."
After some hesitation, the man replied, "I've always wanted to visit Hawaii, but I get awfully seasick so I can't go by boat, and I'm absolutely terrified of flying. So, I wish you to build me a road from here to Hawaii so I can drive there."
The genie replied, "I did say I would grant you any wish, but that is a tough one even for me. I could do it, but isn't there something else you want?"
"Well," said the man, "All my life I haven't been able to understand women. I wish you would just explain to me how to understand women."
The genie paused, then said, "two lanes or four?"
2007-01-21 06:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by roxburger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy - 1+1=2
Girl - 1+1 - 4(4 = 5) = 2(3 - 4)-(6 + 3)+(3 - 5)
2007-01-21 06:10:17 · answer #3 · answered by nix_on_max 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
girls are like math u cannot understand them at all
2007-01-21 06:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometime I think they talk on their on language.
2007-01-21 06:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by lyn4tik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how to understand your question??
2007-01-21 06:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by reuben 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋