A guy sitting at the bar hears someone yell "36!" Then the whole place busts out laughing. A little while later, he hears someone else yell "17!" Again the whole place breaks out in laughter. He asks the bartender, "What's going on?" The bartender says, "We've all known each other so long and we know each other's jokes, so instead of telling the whole joke, we just call out the number and everyone knows what it is." So the man yells out "93!" The place erupts with more laughter. He asks, "What's so funny?" The bartender says, "We've never heard that one before."
2007-01-20 21:29:21 · 14 answers · asked by Sam I Am 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.now thats a funny one.you got a star from me.
ha ha ha.
2007-01-20 21:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OK...
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".
So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.
The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.
So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.
The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".
2007-01-20 21:42:17 · answer #2 · answered by Usemyyahooid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have frequent i change into gay because i began college. in reality I "knew" what gay meant even as i change into round 3 or 4y/o because this bully made relaxing of me and a chum I had (a guy) who had very lengthy curly hair. He requested me if i change into gay b/c I spent time with him and in the winning day I reported no (no longer understanding what it meant) yet ultimately I figured it out. That unmarried adventure pushed me into the closet and now i'm 21 and nevertheless have not pop out totally. My mothers and fathers understand yet my dad doesn't like it and my mom requested me if i change into going to commence wearing attire. She outed me to a pair of my kin too which helped push me in even extra. the in uncomplicated words human beings i'm out to (by potential of my own will) are my mothers and fathers who refuse to settle for it, a cousin of mine, and a chum of mine from college, and the LGBT communicate board the following lol. For the most area, i do not tell all people yet do choose i might want to correctly be open about it if ever requested. regrettably i'm too scared to.
2016-10-17 02:36:00 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good thats an unusual joke anyway twas funny.10/10
2007-01-20 22:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you want me to tell? A number or a joke? Anyway I'll tell both. My number would be 66!! Lol!
My joke for the day is....I have no idea. Aww,crap! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.
2007-01-20 21:35:22 · answer #5 · answered by FloralLover 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
old one but funny
2007-01-20 22:26:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-01-20 21:53:25 · answer #7 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one.
2007-01-20 22:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by profeSSSSor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA.Lol.Funny.
2007-01-20 21:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
100%
Good one !!!
2007-01-20 21:34:36 · answer #10 · answered by Lorina 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋