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"I have salvation through the Blood of Jesus Christ" most people are like "Oh, good for you!", but when I say " I have salvation through the Blood of nine Kittens, two Pigeons,4 illegal immigrants from Guatemala,and a 13 year old Hindu boy named Abu" people want to lock me up in an insane asylum?

2007-01-20 21:18:32 · 9 answers · asked by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

9 answers

I think it's because of the pigeons. Those things are kinda nasty. I wouldn't want their blood on me. I can understand the kittens and the Hindu boy, but you're pushing it with the pigeons.

2007-01-20 21:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by Lee Harvey Wallbanger 4 · 1 1

Insanity is socially defined, as is what is respectable to be called "religion." Robert A. Heinlein said, "One man's religion is another man's belly laugh." All religion is a sign of ignorance and shallow thinking IMO. The arguments for god's existence are mini-minded and circular at best.

2007-01-21 05:39:58 · answer #2 · answered by joanmazza 5 · 2 1

people are too blind to see the demonic influence behind the "holy bible" then you add that to the fear people have been conditioned to have of the christian church, so people say "good for you " when they think to themselve "how quick can I get away from this freak!!!!"
I think that way anyway when people talk about salvation from the death of any other people.

2007-01-21 05:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Christians think only their delusions of not having to be responcibile for your actions is the only ones that are real.

It never occurs to them that no salvation idea works!
Each person must accept responcibility for their actions!

2007-01-21 05:25:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

because thats not a normal thing to say.

2007-01-21 05:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

It's because they're too damned picky. Fvckers.

2007-01-21 05:21:50 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley 1 · 2 3

That was great thanks I woke up my roommate laughing. BB Boop Oop A Doop!

2007-01-21 05:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

No idea

2007-01-21 05:23:52 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley 2 · 1 1

I'm not sure.

2007-01-21 05:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by Khalin Ironcrow 5 · 3 1

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