A man lies dead on a beach. All he has is his clothes. The only thing on the beach with him is a rock. How did he die?
p.s. he wasn't starving or beaten up or anything like that.
2007-01-20 20:37:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK OK he wasn't brutalised in any way. No murder, no suicide, no exploding bombs or tsunamis, wrist slitting etc.
2007-01-20 20:54:27 · update #1
Superman was playing with Kryptonite again.
2007-01-20 20:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by Sam I Am 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Accident. He hit his head against the rock when high tide came in and the rock got hidden.
2007-01-22 03:21:06 · answer #2 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. He jumped out of a plane
2.The rock is drugs and he OD'd
3.He choked himself with his belt
4.He slit his wrists with a sharp rock
5.He's a corpse that was killed elsewhere and was washed up on the beach
6.Heart attack
7.Alone
2007-01-21 04:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by Usemyyahooid 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He fell overboard, drowned, and washed ashore. In other words, he didn't die ON the beach.
2007-01-21 17:38:36 · answer #4 · answered by **** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His clothing hit him on the head with a rock.
2007-01-21 04:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by lyn4tik 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
um... maybe its the mini tsunami hit him and eventually hit a rock?
2007-01-21 04:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by skynet 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he drowned.And then slams in the rock.
2007-01-21 04:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he died of natural causes
2007-01-21 05:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet he choked on a taco.
the taco he kept in the pocket of his jeans
that is where i keep my tacos
taco. burrito. whats comin out your speedo?
or possibly he died of cancer.....
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2007-01-21 05:24:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋