2007-01-20 20:33:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanx for the $10, sam i am. i gave you a thumbs up!
2007-01-20 20:48:54 · update #1
mayo as a sunscreen
duck for eating
$10 for a drink and charcoal and matches
sell the lawn flamingo for more money
2007-01-20 20:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by Tiffany W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drat! I really wanted that ham sandwich, but I was out of mayo. And everyone knows a sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the creamy zip of Miracle Whip!
Throwing a trench coat over my pajamas, I grabbed the car keys and set off to the local quicky mart.
In this seaside town most businesses were plagued with seagulls, but not the neighborhood quicky mart. They had a duck that hung around outside begging treats from customers. The stupid duck had even had a feature article done about him in the local paper!
Ignoring his insistent quacking I pulled the "in" door open to the quicky mart. Scanning the aisles I found my Miracle Whip and headed for the checkout. And then my eyes seen it...
A one-legged flamingo propped against the donut case with a red on sale sticker stuck to it's head. It looked so forlorn and in need of a home, I just couldn't resist! Grabbing him by the neck I sit him on the counter next to my mayo to be rung up. Hey, I had to breakout my emergency $10.00 to pay for him, but I knew he would have done the same for me!
Fred the one legged flamingo now lives next to my couch, one side of him on the arm of the couch with his leg running down to the floor. Sometimes I take him into the shower for a change of pace. In the summer he likes to lean next to the birdbath.
But I never share my ham sandwiches with him.
2007-01-21 04:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had all that, I would place the duck (if fake) and pink flamingo on someone else's lawn in the middle of the nite. Then I'd see how long they let it sit there. Then I'd take the mayo to work and give it to the kitchen guys. And the $10, I'd give it to you.
2007-01-21 04:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by Sam I Am 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make potato salad, buy gas for the car, load the flamingo and the duck into the car and go on a road trip.
2007-01-21 04:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by Misty B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make the duck and flamingo look like there kissing
cover them in mayo
and keep the tenner
2007-01-21 04:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
am i a muse? this sounds a little familiar.
2007-01-21 07:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋