2007-01-20 19:50:43 · 6 answers · asked by Born again atheist 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
because he turned into a God. He's with Raiden now.
Dude below me, that was hilarious.
2007-01-20 19:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why Sentence structure is so important...
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people,
Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super
workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who
used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all
night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and
said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like ****."
2007-01-20 19:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha close but not exactly it has been i haven't played mortal kombat let me see if Ur right but funny
2016-03-29 07:14:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it was because of sum liberal, politically correct BS. I don't think that there was 1 ***** in MK 1.
Beware of Allah's Wrath!
2007-01-20 20:03:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What are you talking about? He's a zombie, he isn't black. You people are clueless.
2007-01-20 20:17:48 · answer #5 · answered by RH (a.k.a. God) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sun tan.
2007-01-20 19:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋