You know you're dieting when...?

Question

Just a bit of fun, whoever makes me laugh the most wins the points!

I thought of this while eating breakfast and thought 'you can tell I'm dieting because my two year old daughter has a bigger plate of breakfast than me!'

Answer 1

soggy lettuce looks good.

Answer 2

extremely it concerns the way it is making issues worse for you....as any soda isn't right for you. weight loss plan soda makes use of sweetener which makes some human beings crave candies and for this reason isn't properly worth eating. the main suitable component for you is water, weight loss plan or no weight loss plan. I do drink a weight loss plan coke an afternoon for the caffeine yet in no way crave candies or different junk. the the remainder of the day I drink water...and right here and there a decrease sugar Gatorade. and that i does no longer pass taking suggestion from those with eating themes as they actually cut back to rubble their metabolism and over all wellness...in the event that they have been worried approximately wellness they does no longer enable strategies of being or feeling over weight take over their strategies and their existence.

Answer 3

- You eat every tiny crumb of every pitiful little serving.
- You have to restrain yourself to not lick the plate.
- You're running to the bathroom to pee out a quart of water every half hour... despite only drinking a gallon a day.
- You think of Tylenol (for hungry headaches) as a snack.
- Your mate asks if you're pregnant again because of all the dill pickles you're eating.
- You wonder how many calories a Tic-tac has.
- Your main source of news is the Nutritional Information on food packages.
- The refrigerator is filled with more produce than it's held in a year... all at once.
- Your computer screensaver filled with motivational phrases.
- You long for the day when being flat on your back means sex, not simply trying to yank your jeans up.

Answer 4

You think your losing weight, but really your belly is getting bigger pushing your trousers, skirt down underneath your bigger belly.

You lose 4 lbs and see people eating chips in McDonalds, you go over and say, you do know there very high in saturated fats.

You tell people you hardly eat anything, then go and have 6 bags of crisp.

You have a donner kebab without mayonnaise claiming it’s too high in fat.

You wear black clothing “people ask you have you lost weight…? You should see me naked.

Answer 5

A sack full of wiffle balls...LMAO. I will never look at my sisters the same way again.

My answer was:

You know you're dieting when your scale no longer asks the second person to hop off.

Answer 6

You know you are dieting when you are eating your carrot sticks and the person sitting next to you in the lunch room is eating a fish filet sandwich from McDonalds and even though you can't stand anything from there, the smell is just so damn good.

Answer 7

When you wear a blindfold on the road to prevent you from seeing McDonalds.

Answer 8

You can't go out on windy days.
You sneeze and slide back 6 feet.
With a cowboy hat on you look like a nail.

Answer 9

When you drink two cans of diet soda instead of one.

Answer 10

when your stomach rumbles and you drool over a water biscuit your eyes pop out when you see a cream cracker and when you see a cream cake you nearly pass out

Answer 11

You can tell you're a dieting woman when staring contests with delicious desserts become increasingly frequent . . .