Once there was this man who kept on eating eating and he wouldnt stop
He had 3 babies the first baby only knew how to say,
" Yes yes yes! "
The second baby only knew how to say,
" Forks and knives! forks and knives! "
And the third baby only knew how to say,
" Batman! "
So 1 day the man choked on his food and died.So the police came knocking on the door and he asked the first baby,
" Did u kill this man?? "
" Yes yes yes!! "
He asked the second baby,
" What did u kill him with?? "
" Forks and knives! Forks and knives! "
He asked the third baby,
" WHO DO U THINK YOU ARE ?!?! "
" Batman!! "
2007-01-20 18:21:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anna M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA IT WAS A SUPER JOKE I LIKED IT A LOT PLEASE SENT MORE :)
2007-01-20 18:28:13 · answer #1 · answered by georgee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before, only w/ a different variation. Lame online, funny in person. [You kind of have to bang your hands on the table when doing the "forks and knives!" bit.]
2007-01-20 18:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I desperately need 10 points so that has to be the greatest and funniest joke I've ever heard.......
2007-01-20 19:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay, I've heard jokes like it before.
2007-01-20 18:31:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha yeah this is a good joke. I def laughed
2007-01-20 18:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by rhb1217 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny the humdredth time
2007-01-20 18:29:17 · answer #6 · answered by harleydavidson218 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, i do kinda like it! i got a chuckle out of it.
2007-01-20 18:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by jamoncita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it and this is my favorite jokes.
2007-01-20 19:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it! Thank you so much for making my day!
2007-01-20 19:13:03 · answer #9 · answered by Never give up on the good times 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
na na na na na na na na ~ batman! Lol!
2007-01-20 18:27:34 · answer #10 · answered by Liz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I did ................I thought it was funny......lol
Thanks for sharing and enjoy your week ahead : - )
2007-01-20 22:24:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋