Women with Big Txts...
can get a taxi on the worst days
have men give them the best seats on a bus.
have a neat place to carry spare change
have always been the center of the arts (art)
make jogging a spectator sport
can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
can always carry a little extra cash
always float better
know where to look first for lost earrings
rarely lack for a slow dance partner
have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
never have to buy a car with airbags
have a place to carry a extra beer ?
2007-01-20 18:19:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Women with Little Txts...
don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
always look younger
find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
can always see their toes and shoes
can sleep on their stomachs
have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts
know that everything more than a handful is wasted
can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
never be accused of having implants.
2007-01-20 18:22:43 · update #1
pretty funny 9/10x
2007-01-22 05:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
- but then neither was the hairy Bristolian (Justin Lee Collins) off the telly who announced this week that he had "an 80 year old man's testicles" that hang really low
("but is he giving them back to the old man?" was my first thought).
Some things have just too much detail....
2007-01-21 17:34:56 · answer #2 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LIKE THE BIG ONES BEST BEING A LITTLE GUY I CAN SHELTER OUT OF THE RAIN 10/10
2007-01-21 05:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stoooopid
2007-01-21 02:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by bejay 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
your right with big txts my wife has and she knows how to put them to good use love her to bits but i would if she was flat shes the best
2007-01-21 05:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot use them as a table to set things on when sitting down!
2007-01-21 02:23:41 · answer #6 · answered by Liz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks I have DD's and they are real, and my boyfriend loves it!!!
He even come up with a funny idea, he calls them bad boy boo*bies, because I use them to slap him on his face when he's been a bad boy....specially at night!!!
2007-01-21 11:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats all true, you must have studied hard to get your results, very scientific.
2007-01-21 05:55:54 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats gud x
2007-01-21 12:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute good job
2007-01-22 00:12:42 · answer #10 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋