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A man, who has heart problems, falls asleep in church on his wife lap. He dreams about how during the French Revolution he did something bad and that there gonna cut his head off. His wife is reading the book of church songs. The wife drops the book on his neck right when in his dream the slicer falls and he has a heart attack at that point and dies. WHAT IS WRONG OR FISCHY ABOUT THIS STORY?

2007-01-20 18:01:48 · 20 answers · asked by Asbed 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

If he had a heart attack and died while dreaming no one would know what he was dreaming about so the story is untrue 10/10

2007-01-20 18:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Well, seems to me on the guillotine, you'd be face down. If that were the case, he'd have died of suffocation in his wife's lap, rather than a heart attack.

2007-01-20 18:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by BuddyL 5 · 0 0

Fischy should be fishy. If she was reading a book of church songs she should have been standing up singing so he couldn't have fallen asleep in her lap.

2007-01-20 20:04:54 · answer #3 · answered by Usemyyahooid 2 · 0 0

1. drops the book on his NECK?
2. slicer= head o0fff, waaaaaaay before the point of a heart attack

2007-01-20 18:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by missannazhoo 2 · 0 2

Beheading was not allowed during the French revolution?

2007-01-20 18:16:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he was already having a heart attack the wife didn't notice because she was reading her bible

2007-01-20 18:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How do you know what the guy was dreaming if he died during the dream????

2007-01-20 18:06:57 · answer #7 · answered by floydbeme 2 · 1 1

You shouldn't know what is his dream.Or maybe he did something bad in the church???

2007-01-20 19:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he fell asleep in church! hah!

2007-01-20 18:07:31 · answer #9 · answered by jamoncita 5 · 1 0

if he was in the french revolution he should be dead anyway

2007-01-20 18:36:54 · answer #10 · answered by harleydavidson218 2 · 0 0

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