One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get can cer, no biggie You're al ready dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
"Wednesdays you can gamb le all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . .. "
"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?"
"No."
"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays !"
2007-01-20 17:33:44 · 9 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's an old one but I still like it!
2007-01-20 17:34:20 · update #1
depending on the drugs taken on thursday, that would probably be the only way to get through friday
2007-01-20 17:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by Dirty Dusty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice Results 10/10 WQ: Melina Promo: Cliff I like that fact that you called me a Legend, You know many people are shocked that I came to EWF, Many people know I'm only 'extreme' when I want to take out my opponent. So many people ask me, Why PHBK? Why EWF? Well simply, I think that I need to find my Hardcore Roots. I want to punish people. And Well, Looks like we have an upcoming Elimination Chamber, in My history, I've only been in One Elimination Chamber back in SPW. I manged to last to the final 3. The match is no doubt brutal, hense why I have only been in one. That match undoubtebly took years off of my career. But it was worth it, To try to win at least, while I didnt win, Now In this upcoming one I KNOW how to get the job done. Whether I'm in there first or last, I will complete my quest and Win. Now tonight I beat a long time friend, Dark Demon, but in the Elimination Chamber Match we have, Demon, Risky Business, Queen Cliff, Mr. Blood and of course myself... I don't expect the fans to like me, or for that case anyone to like me. I don't expect to get pushed based on my career, I plan on being pushed by doing what I do best. Going out there and Winning. I dominate everywhere I go and EWF is another chapter to my legacy. First we have Demon, to me he' is the Biggest challenge in this match, Each time I face the man he pulls out something new. Next we have Risky Business, like Demon he's probably the biggest challenge, Physically at least.. Next is Queen Cliff, Cliff I'll tell you that you are determined to become the Champion, but Determination can only take you so far, Last and Least is Mr. Blood, well actually I have no idea who this guy is.. What I'm trying to say to everyone here in EWF is that PHBK has Arrived, EWF will never be the same again, Once I make my mark here in EWF you all will forever remember the day PHBK, ONCE AGAIN, Entered a Fed, and Walked Out Champion.... EWF I only have this question to ask you... The Phenomenal Era is upon the horizon in EWF.... and are you ready to witness Revolution?
2016-05-24 03:54:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
About a 9! LOL
2007-01-20 17:37:41 · answer #3 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess that's why friday is the END of the weAk!
2007-01-20 19:56:56 · answer #4 · answered by bejay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mhee hee..a 9
2007-01-20 17:37:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 LOL
2007-01-20 17:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anna M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one..
2007-01-20 17:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man that was funny...thanks man
2007-01-20 17:43:53 · answer #8 · answered by Lefties 2 Da Bone!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good!!!
2007-01-20 18:16:55 · answer #9 · answered by olivia t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋