A zebra was wondering if he was black with white stripes or white with black stripes so he asked the monkey and the monkey said ask the elephant he might know so he asks an elephant hey! Am I black or white and he said you better ask the wise old owl and the owl said only god knows....so he asks and returns and the owl said well...what did he say? Zebra replies "you are what you are" so the owl says oh then your white. And the zebra asks "how do you know"? And the owl replies if you were black he would of said "you is what you is"!
2007-01-20 17:32:21 · 26 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Frickin funny! Too many anal retentives in here to laugh about anything. Maybe their parents smacked them up everytime they laughed.
2007-01-20 17:48:43 · answer #1 · answered by Tracy 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
10/10!
2007-01-20 19:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by ily 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
or is this funny barrack bama ask am i black or white
2007-01-20 18:42:49 · answer #3 · answered by charles a m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was an awesome joke... I loved it.. 10 All the way man.. I'll have to remember that one :)
2007-01-20 17:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by snatza 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
GET A LIFE FFS U LOT THATS FUNNY
2007-01-20 17:45:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL.. Yes! hahaha
2007-01-20 21:25:53 · answer #6 · answered by q8abat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very old joke was around since Christ was a boy
2007-01-20 17:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by jjp 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Damn you. -Made me spill my coffee on the keyboard!
2007-01-20 18:22:21 · answer #8 · answered by BuddyL 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was very funny LOL
1000/100
GR8 waiting for another
2007-01-20 18:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by First L 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
an 8..:-)
2007-01-20 17:35:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋