Ok, once there was nothing. BANG! Then there was something.
Then it got hot, then cold then hot again. This made some goop. Out of this goop came life.
Then the goop-life form took a swim. When it got out of the water, it had legs. Later it was an ape. Then the ape stood up and took a shave. That was the first man.
All the meantime, the exact same thing happened, but made a woman. They had sex and poplulated the earth.
And the whole process took a long time, and the ecosystem works in perfect harmony with life by a fluke.
Then the internet happened, and Yahoo created answers, so here we all are.
Right?? Did I miss a step?
2007-01-20 16:58:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks Nickolas, I will get that right next time.
2007-01-20 17:03:21 · update #1
I rather enjoyed that! Don't let these bitter morons get you down David. "He who laughs last..."
2007-01-20 17:12:42 · answer #1 · answered by littlechrismary 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
"And the whole process took a long time, and the ecosystem works in perfect harmony with life by a fluke."
The problem with this statement is simple: It assumes that humans were Prue-planned, which evolution never states. Humans are a result (one that is not final) of millions and millions of mistakes in the ecosystem.
You have no idea about what evolution is.
Creationism and evolution can go hand in hand. One thing about creationism that is 100% scientifically impossible is the formation of the heavens and the earth in a day. Planets can't form in a day, and we can see that this is not true in that planets are still forming throughout the universe, and none do it in one day. If you want to believe creationism, we must assume that the days were not 24 hours. If he could make planets in a day, he probably could have just made them in a few seconds (he is all powerful right?). So we can agree that either God was unmotivated and didn't want to spend more than a minute or two a day, or that these days were really very long stretches of time. Time for evolution to occur. There. Evolution with Divine Intervention.
2007-01-21 01:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
sounds like a rather retarded portrayal but not everyone is inclined to excell in scientific theory....you might address the experts for a clearer picture . And some big bang enthusiast might not believe the big bang was from nothing as the conservation of energy and matter laws would not neccessarily
work but as part of a larger cycle . One question is a long time waiting in line at K-mart or is a long time billions of years?
oh well you've lost me ....,peace out
2007-01-21 01:11:32 · answer #3 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can tell you're one of the many idiots who doesn't understand evolution in the least, yet you claim you do. So you try to "cleverly" portray it as nonsense when in fact it is backed my mountains of evidence and almost every educated scientist supports and believes in the theory. But of course the scientists are all idiots right ?? It's the creationists who don't know a thing about science that know how it all happened. LMAO
2007-01-21 01:08:33 · answer #4 · answered by duffman071 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
BANG! A jar of peanut butter falls from the sky and and in your lap.
That's how the big bang theory works. Just scream BANG! And you create things from mid air.
2007-01-21 06:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by Peanutbutter Goddess2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um....No. A magic man in the sky made everything. Including man. But then....A TALKING SNAKE tricked them! Damn those talking snakes! Then one of the men built a GIANT BOAT, and all the animals got on (hey, it could happen!). Oh, wait. I forgot. First all the people built a giant tower. Magic sky man didn't like that, so he made everyone talk different (hey, it could happen!). Then a virgin had a magic baby. And then some maroons said, hey, this all sounds logical to me! Let's spend our lives believing this gobbly-****!
2007-01-21 01:22:36 · answer #6 · answered by truth be told 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are missing a few steps but for your limited intelligence yes, that is pretty much it. Isn't evolution so much cool than genesis or any creationism story. Evolution is 14 billion years in the making, Creationism is 6,000 years in the making.
2007-01-21 01:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by skunkgrease 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well this was simplified way to much but ide have to say thats about it. but when you get down to the mathimatics of the big bang it doenst really work. thats why its only a theory. there are alot of evidence to support it though and it would answer a few questions on how the galaxies are moving throughout the universe. but yeah, VERY VERY VERY long story short youve got it right
2007-01-21 01:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by god_of_the_accursed 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You missed a step. Before walking on legs itself there was fission and male and female existed.
2007-01-21 01:07:50 · answer #9 · answered by cupid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, that is not how it went.
You, like most creationists, no not understand evolution. Your knowledge is limited and you are closed minded. Ask a biology professor to give you the details.
There is overwhelming evidence to support evolution.
2007-01-21 01:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by Whiz 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i think you forgot the part where they grew wings and turned into a dinosaur which evelved into an ape which evolved into a human
teehee thats hilarous!
2007-01-21 03:31:19 · answer #11 · answered by ניקול 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋