It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2007-01-20 16:19:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you like it give-me a star.
2007-01-20 16:20:53 · update #1
LOL! Thanks for once again confirming my insanity.
2007-01-20 16:22:49 · answer #1 · answered by Corrine L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went beyond crazy and into the barn house,slipped on a banana,fell into the gutter,dropped down into the drain and am halfway out to sea.Does that answer your question?LOL
2007-01-21 00:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm scared to pull the plug, can't you get sucked down the drain!?
2007-01-21 00:23:52 · answer #3 · answered by him_pker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Theres a thin line between genius and insanity.
2007-01-21 00:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by ☺☻☺☻☺☻ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! 8/10! i gave it a star.
2007-01-21 00:27:11 · answer #5 · answered by **** 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well thought out really good joke gets 10/10
2007-01-21 03:03:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just wanna meet the Director. .
And give him a bath, then he can empty it.
2007-01-21 00:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by JUSS 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
... unfortunatly very much so - i thought it was going to b like a trick type thing and i thought of the teaspoon ... lol ... :}
2007-01-21 01:39:00 · answer #8 · answered by Annie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your not crazy it's a trick question. Your normal!
2007-01-21 00:24:32 · answer #9 · answered by HaileeIsNotAHippo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-01-21 00:21:54 · answer #10 · answered by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-21 00:39:17 · answer #11 · answered by singledad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋