*All passengers should pretend to have their own brake pedal.*
Always grab the dashboard or doorhandle and yell "Whoa!"*
Always tell the driver to slow down or speed up. *
As a passenger, feel free to take your shoes off and smell up the whole car. *
Constantly remind the driver of road conditions. *
Every time you see a car do something that ticks you off, ask everyone in the car with you if it is included it on the "How to drive like a Moron" webpage.*
Every time you see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!" *
Grab the steering wheel if you feel the driver can not deal with a traffic situation. *
If there is a mirror on the passenger side door, it's there for the passenger. Feel free to adjust it at will. *
Make sure that you put your chewed bubble gum into the ashtray, unwrapped. *
No matter what lane the driver is in and where you are going, always tell the driver that we would be better off in the next lane. *
2007-01-20 16:08:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
P.S. this is purely just for laughs; i highly recommend that nobody tries any of these! and i have not tried them, nor do i plan to.
2007-01-20 16:19:00 · update #1
Hey Chicken!
Its really good contribution for a great laughter!
U R 100 % in your recommendations!
Keep it up and recommend more ideas e.g.
1. How to annoy Yahoo Answers Team?
2. How to annoy all the Answerers?
3. How to annoy Teacher?
4. How to annoy Friends?
5. How to annoy security guard?
6. How to annoy traffic Sergent?
etc etc
Good joke! All those who r commenting bad on it those could not understand the purpose of this. Please re frame your minds.
2007-01-20 16:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by Atif Mirza 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
those who keep on with in the back of you interior of an inch of your decrease back bumper, even although you're already doing 15-20 over the speed decrease. those who use turn alerts on the merely correct second, or those who do not use turn alerts when you're at a end signal and also you'll't tell if that's secure to bypass or no longer because the dolt received't placed on his/her turn signal. human beings whose autos actually shake because their bass is up so loud. you do not seem cool. i don't like your music. no one does yet you, jackass. those with racing stripes on their autos. those with little TVs of their autos, so at the same time as i'm utilizing down a street and that i look to my left and get distracted by technique of everybody Loves Raymond of all issues. inebriated drivers. Drivers who unknowingly (or knowingly) have their highbeams on. autos, or any raised unnecessary motorcar. i don't like having your headlights shine in my eyes with the help of the rear view mirror. I dunno. maximum drivers.
2016-12-02 20:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by plyler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha. I wouldn't want to be the annoyed driver, but I'd love to be watching from the back seat. LOL
2007-01-20 16:17:42 · answer #3 · answered by AileneWright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok , I come with you, you do it , I watcxh (that's how I spell it)
I'll keep my eye on you, on the driver, on you, and on . and on
then when I see him getting annoyed, I'll leave you in the car
then you can ask him if he's available before you get off....
2007-01-20 16:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke some of those things have happened to me 10/10
2007-01-20 19:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a thrill to drive with. that kinda sh*t can cause accidents Einstien.
2007-01-20 16:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by bargod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this supposed to be some kinda joke?
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2007-01-20 16:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my boyfriend puts his hand on my shifter right before i go to shift so i can't or he will cover my eyes.
2007-01-20 16:12:10 · answer #8 · answered by dopesickgrrl25 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-01-20 16:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey you forgot the all important...is this legal? is that legal? what is the speed limit Thu here? thanks for the 2 points....
2007-01-20 16:14:52 · answer #10 · answered by shesaid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋