A man who reeked of alcohol flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of rum was sticking out of his ripped jacket pocket.
He opened his newspaper and started reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked "Say, Father, do you know what causes arthritis?"
The priest, disgusted by the man's appearance and behavior snapped "It's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man!"
"Well, I'll be," the man muttered and returned to his newspaper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized, "I'm sorry to have come on so strong - I didn't mean it. How long have you been suffering from arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
2007-01-20 15:36:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BEAUTY 10/10
2007-01-20 19:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-01-20 23:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by tfedge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES! That is so cool! I'm deffinetally going to pass that one on to my friends!
2007-01-20 23:40:35 · answer #3 · answered by tubachick5490 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. More to share?
2007-01-20 23:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by San San 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Nice one!!
2007-01-21 00:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by Evtm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it haves the ring of true to it thats why its funny.
2007-01-20 23:41:34 · answer #6 · answered by sehoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard this joke before but this version was better than when i heard it. therefore you are pretty funny
2007-01-20 23:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by Leurys A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. That was funny.
2007-01-21 00:09:46 · answer #8 · answered by know nothing ~_~ " 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats funny
2007-01-20 23:41:26 · answer #9 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao........it is very funny....I could not stop laughing for some time....thanks for the mornings first hearty laugh...........hahaha
2007-01-20 23:47:30 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋