John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him -- he's just a wise guy when he's drunk and stoned."
Brian from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
2007-01-20 14:50:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
8.....pretty good
2007-01-20 14:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by s_h_a_r_k_k_y 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2007-01-20 22:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by someone's mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2007-01-20 22:54:17 · answer #3 · answered by sky7th_7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2007-01-20 22:53:02 · answer #4 · answered by bibliophile31 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2007-01-20 23:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2007-01-20 22:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by matt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 4 or so
2007-01-20 22:57:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 3, its ok, i dont really see where there laugh out loud humour is here. I had to re-read it to try to find some humour in it.
but hey maybe Im being a little harsh even though I was being honest on what I said before, Its probaly just a ordnary joke at best and nothing more.
I can imagine if I told this joke,
I would get a
"Heh, Heh, " responce which is a very light laugh meaning its not laugh out loud material.
2007-01-20 23:09:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10. A solid chuckler.
2007-01-21 06:24:36 · answer #9 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a 9. Good Job! Now let me out of the trunk.
2007-01-20 22:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by Brandy C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke is to long. u should had made it shorter . I give u a 2
2007-01-20 22:55:27 · answer #11 · answered by Mercedes R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋