he tells her he doesn't actually want to have sex with her he just wants to insert his big toe inside her. She agrees.
Two days later the man has to go to the doctors because his big toe doesn't look right. The doctor examines it and tells him that he has caught VD of the big toe! The man is totally shocked and starts to panic. The doctor says to him " Calm down you think you've got it bad, i've just had a woman in here with athletes fanny"!
2007-01-20 14:27:21 · 25 answers · asked by WISE OLD GRANNY 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excruciating. please accept these church bells and some passing tumbleweed in exchange for that alleged joke
2007-01-20 14:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-23 01:17:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well my wife is twice as tall as me and if we're toe to toe my nose is in it and if we're nose to nose my toes are in it thats why i dont have a cold or athletes foot.
2007-01-20 16:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-01-20 14:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny thats a good one , have a great week-end
2007-01-20 14:34:19 · answer #5 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The latter sounds the better option
I often put my foot in it !
Hope he didn't put his foot in his mouth afterwards !
2007-01-20 14:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very similar to a joke...but alas ..no laughter!
2007-01-20 14:40:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-21 12:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehe!!! I like it and think its funny!
2007-01-20 14:37:15 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-21 00:19:11 · answer #10 · answered by Dan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny
2007-01-20 15:25:09 · answer #11 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋