A little girl comes home from school and says "Mom, I Know how babies are made?"
Mommy says "Oh Really?, and who told you?"
Little girl says "Susie down the street said the lady puts the mans penis in her mouth and they get a baby"
Mommy says "Oh No honey, that is how you get jewelry!!"
2007-01-20 14:01:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
never a truer word said,
would you like a pearl necklace?
2007-01-20 14:07:41 · answer #1 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it relatively is definitely humorous! It made me snigger, yet mine are greater advantageous One is a song, and yet another is a Michael Jackson shaggy dog tale. quantity a million: (Sung to the song of 'i've got faith i can Fly') ? i've got faith i can die, ? ? I have been given ran over by using the Ice Cream guy, ? ? All i wished replaced right into a popsicle, ? ? as a replace i ended up in a wellness center . . . ? quantity 2: Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in undemanding? A: They the two can get became on by using 3 365 days olds. it relatively is all I have been given.
2016-10-31 21:14:52 · answer #2 · answered by canevazzi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that explains it. I used to wonder about my cousin Rose's stretch marks on her lips. She does have some fine jewelry, but she also has a BMW, a Mercedes SL and a Jaguar... and she can't even drive.
2007-01-20 14:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's gross, funny, sad, weird and stupid at the same time!
4 out of 5
2007-01-20 14:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Very funny
2007-01-20 14:07:19 · answer #5 · answered by stuartalexanderhucklebee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its good. You should getta job getting Jewelry ha ha ha ha ha
2007-01-20 14:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good Robbie true ask my wife
2007-01-20 16:11:17 · answer #7 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! Dumb but funny. I like it!
2007-01-20 14:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad but true. great joke
2007-01-20 14:14:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds hard to swallow ! haha
2007-01-20 14:44:27 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋