Is this the biggest joke you hear from Chrsitians?

Question

I had never heard a Christian telling a joke on purpose. But they say this joke due to ignorance. The joke is:"If humans evolved from monkeys why are monkeys still here?"
We all know humans did not evolve from monkeys. They only evolved from a common ancestor.
Have you heard a bigger joke from a Christian?

Answer 1

Never heard a Christian tell a joke? Fortunately, I can correct that situation. Here goes:

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist decide to rent a boat together and go fishing. After an hour or so, the priest stands up, yawns, and says, "I need a cup of coffee. Be right back, guys."

He steps out of the boat and runs across the water to a little bait and tackle shop on shore. He buys his cup of coffee, runs back across the water, and climbs back into the boat.

A little while later, the rabbi stands up and says, "I have to go to the bathroom. See you in a few minutes."

He, too, gets out of the boat and runs across the water to the same bait and tackle store. A little while later, he walks back across the lake and casually climbs into the boat.

Not to be outdone, the atheist stands up and says, "I need to make a telephone call. I'll be right back."

He steps over the side of the boat. . .and sinks like a rock. The priest shrugs at the rabbi and says, "I guess we really should've told him where the rocks are."

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There ya go -- a much bigger and better joke from a Christian than your previous example.

Answer 2

What are you trying to put down Christians for you little twerp. That's not a joke. Christians know they come from a common ancestor. The common ancestor was Adam and Eve Heathen. Quit trying to jerk off the Christians and go look for that missing link. I think it was a mans rib bone. BB Boop Oop a Doop!

Answer 3

My answer to them is: Would you throw away the original if the you weren't sure the new model was gonna work out?

Answer 4

I know...sometimes they say "apes" or 'gorillas" too. that's how much they don't understand evolution.


We are very closely linked to other primates and quite obviously came from some common origin many many thousands of years ago.
They just don't understand evolution and never will until they try to learn it.

Answer 5

First of all, you ought to realise, so much evidently, that a majority of these matters just like the ban on hijab and niqab, minarets and so on are open salvos towards the Muslim Community. Whether you love it or now not, plenty of areas within the World don't desire the Muslims to immigrate there and desire the ones there to depart. You criticize them for his or her having this angle with out figuring out the History of the Muslim misbehavior there and assume every body to deliver your appreciate whilst you are going to now not behave respectably. By "you", I do not imply you as participants, however as a entire. As a entire, the Muslim Community behaves just like the relaxation of the World are beneath them and that they're Superior. I'm sorry, however, at the same time I appreciate my janitor and cabbie as a person, I can not appreciate them displaying their fable of "Superiority" over me and I can not tolerate a men and women that are living of our Welfare and Charity to head round displaying us this angle. If you had been in our position, you would not tolerate that both. In Europe, and principally in Germany, your Muslim gangs were in charge for a principal aspect of the Crimes there, like in plenty of different areas within the World. And the worst aspect is that they have got long gone round raping nearby females considering that they take into account all non-hijabi females to be reasonable recreation. Now, for this reason there were a quantity of violent incidents there in which the nearby men and women have entered the Muslim ghettos and crushed the crap out of the Muslims and is the very cause why not one of the Germans even paid lip sympathy for the stabbing of the Egyptian girl via the crazed Russian there. This may be the cause why the skinheads in England have thrashed the daylights out of plenty Muslims. And, whether or not you love it or now not, those matters will simplest improve. Now, at the same time you men and women are so effortlessly announcing a majority of these matters approximately us; how come I do not listen any of you announcing some thing approximately the Islamic Countries? You say that we will have to care approximately the Palestinians, however, now not a unmarried solitary one in all you are going to say some thing to all of the Islamic Countries in which the Palestinians had been refugees in which now not a unmarried one in all them authorised them to immigrate as refugees, in which now not a unmarried solitary youngster born there used to be naturalized and so they even discovered factors to ship them again to Israel !?!? Why do not you attempt to immigrate to Saudi Arabia or the Emirates? See what welcome awaits you there? Then, speak approximately someone else being unfair to you. When your possess men and women reject you and also you must are living amongst us, a minimum of gain knowledge of to appreciate your role and our generosity. When you exhibit us so generally that you are going to now not deal with us like we had dealt with you, supplying you with all such a lot, then, you have got to face our rejection. Let me see all of you traumatic that Saudi Arabia, that has been creating a whopping five billion greenbacks a yr type the Haj earnings to quit spending that at the Saudi King's whims and fancies and make investments it on supplying you with men and women houses and a lifestyle there. Don't inform me that you simply can not do this, now; considering that, love it or now not, that is the one option you can be left with, as soon as a majority of these matters improve past manipulate. It's your lives which might be at stake right here; now not ours. Your "shrewd" speak will simplest reach getting plenty extra resentment from the locals and accelerate the escalation. Go forward and speak approximately nuns dressed in conduct as a parallel and also you piss off the Catholics and plenty of others who appreciate them for his or her selfless paintings and Charity. Your "Wise speak" simplest is going to get you extra despised right here, if you happen to did not recognize that. Frankly, I do not know if there may be besides you men and women can do any mighty harm manipulate. All you appear to be motive on doing is making fools of yourselves and escalating the already deteriorating concern. France and Switzerland are brazenly mocking your men and women there once they move in to shop for some thing in which they ask them why don't seem to be they boycotting them and nonetheless entering their retail outlets and coming in to paintings. All that is way to men and women right here who inspiration that they had been being very wise. So, move forward and be much more "wonderful". It's Muslims who will endure, now not us.

Answer 6

Well yes, if they weren't affraid of biology classes because it teaches evolution istead of *cough* "intelligent design, *cough* then they would understand the theory and that there is lots of evidence to support it.

Answer 7

What US state is mentioned in the bible?
Answer:  Arkansaw.  "Noah looked out of the ark and saw..."

Aw ****, I just laughed Pinot Noir through my nose!

Answer 8

once on an airplane, there was a rabbi,a priest, a preacher and a Boy Scout. I forget how it goes but its funny

Answer 9

yes i have the one where he says this:

three men walk into a bar and one duck.

i really hate that joke.

Answer 10

That was really biased. I find it odd how athiests are mad at christians and think they are biased, but then they make biased comments like that : I've never heard a christian telling a joke on purpose" That is dumb.