Maybe soon you can work up to a zippo
Then a windproof
Then a blowtorch
Then a flamethrower
So when you "go home" it will be a smooth transition.
Great idea, huh??
2007-01-20 13:30:21 · 37 answers · asked by David T 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ya they are gonna fry like turkeys at thanksgiving
2007-01-20 13:47:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think God is tolerant and allowss all the atheists to survive. This is because God give God believers a job to preach to them. But they have the right to reject all except his belief which God believers believe will end up nowere (which atheists believe also) or in hell (believed by God believers).God gives every one this freedom of choice to go nowhere? or to go back to Him. But I doubt the atheists as claimed are really living as carefree as a bird. Or no, all are subject to danger of any kinds including birds. But if anyone wants to be opportunist and this is not too bad an action, jump into a bandwagon for some even hard to believe gospels: to heaven and life eternal. Why not, do it?
2007-01-20 13:46:44 · answer #2 · answered by Ptuan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be kidding. And what gives you the right to say such a thing? God is the rightful judge and only He can say who is going and where. Our job here is to love one another. Are you taking it to a consideration that there might be some people in hell because of you and your comments? Mercy triumphs over judgment.
2007-01-20 14:16:05 · answer #3 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you really believe this statements convince people to become Christian?. Leading a successful life in good harmony with friends and family and the example of your happy decent life is what will attract them to Christianity, not sarcasm
2007-01-20 13:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by magpie 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jesus became Human to show us Empathy so it must be very important to Him. It is the Holy Spirit's job to convict them u can only give them the law. Love them.
Love,
mmmk92
2007-01-20 13:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by mmmk92 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This does not help anything and it is not an accepted Christian view. Who are you to judge? And I am a devout Christian, not an atheist, just so you know.
2007-01-20 13:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by isiseamenhotep 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is no hell therefore I don't worry about that. But why are you judging people so much?. What would your God think?. Is that the okay in your religion to constantly judge at others beliefs?... If there is a hell I'm sure your seat has been officially reserved.
2007-01-20 13:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by jayden 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Do you occasionally get hit in the head with a Bible? That explains your stupidity yer ninny.
2007-01-20 13:34:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Well there are no relations in heaven so I guess you'd better prepare by not having sex anymore. Better get busy practicing....errr I mean abstaining (assuming you get any now, of course).
2007-01-20 13:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well Mr. Ed... are you occasionally sniffing glue to get used to your future home?
Give respect and you will receive it in return.
2007-01-20 13:40:18 · answer #10 · answered by genaddt 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I don't recall ever having burned myself with matches.
That's rather a silly idea, isn't it?
2007-01-20 13:43:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋