Sometimes it just feels like my butt is going to explode in a violent rage. I don't want everyone at work to hate me -- my flatulence has caused my family members to flee the country and my (now ex-) wife to leave me. I have managed to hold down a steady job for 2 weeks now and don't want to let this opportunity "pass" me by. I have tried everything except giving up refried beans; I just love them so much and don't want to give up this critical part of who I am. HELP!
2007-01-20 13:15:38 · 19 answers · asked by K-Fresh 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Fart at work too with any luck the boss & workers will flee too! Then take the day off, you deserve it! LMAO
2007-01-20 13:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a member of a family who fart none stop, I know what you're going through, its a perfectly natural bodily function and if people cant see the humour in it then tough on them, its better out than in so my mom keeps telling us, I once farted so loud when i was at school 20 years ago the class erupted in laughter and i got locked in a cupboard to smell the rest of the farts that were emiting from me lol. If i worked with you i'd be laughing at everyone of your farts i just think they are so funny and i dont think your letting off on purpose tell the bigots that when you go back to work or better still light your farts like my friends brother used to do ... good wholesome entertainment
2007-01-20 22:44:34 · answer #2 · answered by kittykisskisss 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beano. I like the re fried beans to with cheese. I tried them one day and discovered just how good they were and fat free. I don't think i fart as much as i used to. Anyway there is more room on the outside then on the inside lol
2007-01-20 21:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm with the others who are suggesting that you try Beano. Gas X might be worth a try, too.
I think going to the bathroom is a good idea, too.
Though, I'm sure that you are either (A) making this up, or (B) exaggerating the problem in order to be funny.
2007-01-20 22:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by I'm Still Here 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be who you are. Fart. If you're embarrassed, turn up the tunes, make a racket, bang on your cubicle wall. Hang a bunch of air fresheners from the ceiling.
2007-01-20 21:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by thislifeisnotforme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fart as quietly as you can and then make a disgusted face and snicker at the person sitting at the desk next to you.
2007-01-20 21:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by Katie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My brother used to have a skunk toy at work and whenever he had to fart, he just blamed it on "Stinky Man."
2007-01-20 21:46:32 · answer #7 · answered by Hoolia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're hilarious. Do comedy.
Eat the Beans!
2007-01-20 21:19:04 · answer #8 · answered by Dave H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beano. It works great. Enjoy your refries, you deserve them!
2007-01-20 21:19:08 · answer #9 · answered by bagoftwix 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excuse yourself to the restroom and try some beano
2007-01-20 21:32:10 · answer #10 · answered by miss m 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋