I mean super corny please. Like one liners.
2007-01-20 13:09:14 · 20 answers · asked by fb0581 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Clean Please
2007-01-20 13:16:27 · update #1
is it a joke ? oh ok
hahahaha omg its funny hahahaha
2007-01-20 13:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I have some real corny ones for you:
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
How do you make a hot dog roll?
Put it on a hill
God, these are so stupid!
Hope it helps...
2007-01-20 21:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by noodles 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
This is a super-corny joke the CAPS is the knocker and the lower case is the answerer. Think about it
KNOCK KNOCK
whose there?
INTERUPTING COW
interu - MOOOOOO -pting cow who?
2007-01-20 22:18:53 · answer #3 · answered by John P 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A man goes to the doctor. The doctor gives the man 6 months to live. Couldn't pay the bill, so he gave him another 6 months.
2007-01-20 21:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Why did the camel put insect repellent on the phone?
To De-Bugbite
What did the reggae frog say to his frog friend when he was down?
Don't worry, be hoppy!
2007-01-20 21:27:29 · answer #5 · answered by puh-lease 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
y do u need corny jokes?
ok, heres one from the ringer (very corny)...
what time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
tooth hurty
2007-01-20 22:48:51 · answer #6 · answered by *Amy* 1 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A. A little horse
2007-01-20 21:22:37 · answer #7 · answered by Meagan B 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear the one about the two gay judges who TRIED each other?
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, it can't come anyway.
I got a Harley Davidson for my wife, it was a fair trade.
2007-01-20 21:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by ©2009 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa."
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face."
Where do you find pregnant frogs? Under horney toads.
2007-01-20 21:15:41 · answer #9 · answered by JoAnn W 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You're so poor that when I went to your house and used the bathroom, a rat tripped me and a cockroach took my wallet.
You're so dumb, you tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
2007-01-20 21:31:07 · answer #10 · answered by RuKuS 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I know it's not a one liner but it's corney: a man was throwing beer nuts in the air and catching them in his mouth his wife called him and a nut fell in his ear they tried to get it out and couldn't, they were going to go to the hospital when the couples daughter and boyfriend walked up and said where are you two going they told them what happened and the daughter's boyfriend asked could he try to get it out, the father said yes, the boyfriend stuck two of his fingers in the fathers nose and told him to blow, the nut flew out, the mother said do you think he'll become a doctor he's so smart the father said no he'll be our son-in-law by the smell of his fingers.
2007-01-20 21:22:50 · answer #11 · answered by spagetti7 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋