2007-01-20 13:08:29 · 11 answers · asked by wildchild 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two guys go hunting albino moose in Canada. These particular moose are very rare but they have thought of a plan. They make a costume which is the exact replica of a female albino moose and have designed a horn which replicates perfectly the mating call of the female albino moose.
They go out, one guy in the back, one guy in the front both with their hunting rifles stuck down a leg and after a while they stop and blow the horn. After two minutes had passed they were about to blow the horn again when a huge male albino moose came into the clearing. He started to slowly advance on the pair and when he was ten feet away the guy at the front shouts 'Now!' and grabs his gun. The guy at the back desperately tries to undo the zip but finds that it is stuck. He says 'I cant undo the zip, Its stuck. what shall we do? and the guy at the front says 'Im gonna pretend to graze the grass, but you'd better brace yourself mate'!
2007-01-21 00:19:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jamie F 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two men are hunting in Canada, they have permits to shoot six moose, on the trip, they shoot eight, and to get back to the airport, they charter a small light aircraft, but the pilot refuses to take them.
"I'm telling you, you've got too many, it can only carry six, we'll never make it to the airport if we carry eight!" says the pilot, trying to get the men to change their minds.
"And I'm teling you, if you don't take us back, we'll find someone more willing!" says the first man to the pilot.
Knowing he'll not get paid if he doesn't take them, he reluctantly loads up the moose that have been shot. After 10 minutes, the plane is ready to take off, but doesn't go very far, it fights to get in the air, but crashes in the brush.
The two men then climb out of the wreckage, the second man looks at the first and asks,
"Do you know where we are?"
The first man then looks at his surroundings, and says to the second man,
"Yeah, about six foot further than where we were last year!"
2007-01-20 21:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Two guys were out hunting when they accidentally dropped their guns over a cliff.They turned round and saw a bear making towards them.They climbed a tree,but the bear started to follow them up.Perched on a branch,the first guy swopped his hiking boots for trainers.
"What are you doing?" asked his friend.
"When the bear gets close to us,we'll jump down and make a run for it."
"Are you crazy?You can't outrun a bear."
"I don't have to.I only have to outrun you!"
A woman went into a hunting store to buy a rifle."It's for my husband," she explained.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get? asked the store assistant.
"Are you kidding?" said the woman."He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!"
2007-01-20 21:30:23 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about the polish hunter asking a bar room gal if she was game.....After she said "yes" he took her outside and shot her..!!!
Another one:
When the young hunter was asked "Is your license for doe or buck?" He replied "don't matter anyhow, you cant eat the horns"
2007-01-20 21:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chavs were a lot slower then foxes but at least no one complained.
2007-01-21 10:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by Lil Lou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Boy Blue come blow up your horn !
2007-01-20 22:50:03 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not today thank you,
try the lady next door,,,
2007-01-20 21:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no ever since channy shot that guy
2007-01-20 21:20:03 · answer #8 · answered by A. Mapp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry mate its been baned in this country
2007-01-21 05:25:13 · answer #9 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, they give me wind.
2007-01-20 21:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋