An Australian is sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his
Watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running
Late?"
No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just
Testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
About it?"
The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
Telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
Wearing panties!''
The Aussie smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running
About an hour fast, can I buy you a drink?"
2007-01-20 13:06:40 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey your so awesome thats funny cool kudos. i need to get one of those
2007-01-20 13:22:26 · answer #1 · answered by ADS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, I've heard some awful ones, drunkenly slurred 'you're hot's top the list (though not really a line, it's hilarious!) The only thing that ever made me continue talking to someone after meeting them in a bar/club was when a guy just randomly came up to me and pulled me onto the dance floor. I thought it was cute, and I was in the mood to dance so I went with it. After a few dances he ended up at the table with me and my friends and we talked and danced the rest of the night. Other than that I tend to distance myself from 'on liner' guys, or talk to them just to be nice, but never really stay interested.
2016-05-24 02:43:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever 9/10
2007-01-20 20:42:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
state of the art watch...I like
how about...Are you a library book? cause I am checkin you out
2007-01-20 13:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke...but I would smack someone if they tried to pick me up with it
2007-01-20 13:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by єЖтяα ¢яιѕρψ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one,
i have a question for you, would this line work on you
2007-01-20 13:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute but have to be stupid to fall for it....clever ;)
2007-01-20 13:11:37 · answer #7 · answered by Lauren_Ann20 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, the best!
2007-01-20 14:01:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-20 13:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny!!!!lol
2007-01-20 13:11:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋